So it was on a Friday evening that Doctor Lunch found himself pressed up against two young Australian ragamuffins in the bowels of the London tunnels. Their language was tiresome and distressing. If only the colonies had been sent some decent teachers to instruct these poor souls that there are more words in the dictionary than “mate” and “f*cking”..

Excuse the language dear reader but such is the state of the Australian education system these days…

Categories: Anecdotes